Recently I have acquired a taste for French food. So, Gaz chose Noir in Swan St, Richmond for us to visit one night.
The interior is dark, as is befitting the name of the restaurant. The waiter who ushered us to our seat was very professional. He pointed out the degustation menu - 5 courses for $85 per person, wine pairing for an extra $60.
We decided to order a la carte off the menu. These were what we ordered:
Crispy pork belly with prawns, peas and mash. The pork belly meat was tender but the skin was not crispy and sticks to the teeth. One of the prawns (pictured) was a little dirty - it still had the digestive tract in the prawn. The mash was beautiful though... must have been made with lots of butttterrr!
Prawn in lobster bisque. The prawn was delicious... bouncy, juicy and retains a strong prawn taste. The bisque was poured separately into the bowl at the table. The bisque was absolutely DELICIOUS!!! Had a very nice lobster taste and nicely seasoned. We were given an extra piece of bread roll to sop up the bisque if we wanted to but I find that licking the plate does the job nicely :) .... no, I did not really do that!
We also ordered a side dish of lettuce, peas and bacon ($9). It was a little greasy but the vegetables were fresh and provided a good crunch to our dish.

This is the main I ordered - Moreton Bay Bug tortellini, confit of salmon belly and seared salmon atop pea puree. The tortellini on the left was absolutely delicious. I kept nodding to Gaz like a waving cat statue, murmuring 'delicious, this is so delicious, very good, delicious'. It had tons of flavour, was juicy and nicely seasoned. The confit of salmon belly was equally as good. It was not the oily belly of salmon that I thought it would be. The texture was a little like smoked salmon but it retained all the freshness of salmon. It is topped with a crust of crushed macadamia nuts. Oil of the nuts and the belly... smart. The seared fillet of salmon atop asparagus was ordinary. I much preferred the other two. Even the pea puree smeared on the dish like an afterthought was better. The puree had the unadulterated taste of peas... very delicious.

This is Gaz's main - eye fillet done medium rare with braised beef rib and a potato tartin topped with fried eschallots. Gaz totally loved the beef rib. It was sticky, sweet and melts in the mouth. No deconstruction needed, the bone has already been removed. We find that eating here is so easy, no bones, no skin, nothing that need fancy utensil maneuvering. I liked the steak better... look how well cooked it is, medium rare but no blood seeping out of the meat.
We also ordered a chocolate pot for dessert but no pictures of that as Gaz hijacked it before we thought to take a picture. It was a little pot of chocolate mousse, salted caramel and a 'surprise' ingredient of pop rocks. Very Blumenthal, I like!
I totally enjoyed our visit here. Although the food was in little portions, we had quite a lot to eat (in addition to 2 1/2 pieces of warm bread roll with the awesomest butter) and were full after the meal. I really enjoyed the quality of food, and the service. I have to thank Gaz for his good taste and skill in picking this restaurant for us to try!
Update: This restaurant is permanently closed as at 28/3/24